COMEDY/PHILOSPHY/SOCIETY ARTICLES

This page is a collection of personal articles; focusing on issues and events unrelated to the animal kingdom. Many are reflections of our lives; presented in a humourous, philosophical and absurdist nature.

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How Would you Write, Back to the Future Four?
How would you create a sequel, to the classic series from the 1980's....

What Would You Do, With Biff Tannen's Sport's Almanac?
Given all the possibility of control in one time-travelled book, how would you utilise such a limitless form of power...

Ten Signs of a Real Man
What does it take to be a ture hero of the Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris variety? Read on...

The Importance of Being Ringo
Testament to the irreplaceable value of the Beatles drummer, and how any other personality would have ruined their perfect square...

The 80's Children
Why life in the 1980's was a living hell for adults, yet a personal heaven for children...

Whatever Happened to The Breakfast Club
Fictional account of the whereabouts of John Bender and co; nearly three decades later...

Collecting the Ultimate Warrior
Trying to understand why my brother spent almost $1000 on a pair of pants once owned and worn by a professional-wrestler...

The Bea Alonzo Story
Biography on a young Filipino singer and movie star; and the silent charity and inspiration she provides...

Garbage Pail Memories
Article on a financially starved childhood; and how it was held together by grotesque stickers of the 1980's...

Mister Christmas
The story and reason of a man who claims to celebrate Christmas every single day of the year...

10 Obscure 80's Cartoons;You May Have Forgotten
Galaxy High, Bananaman, and countless other children's shows; lost in the annals of entertainment graveyards...

Knightmare on Nerd Street
Memories of a fantasy/science-fiction children's show from the 1990's...

Bon Jovi in Birmingham
Review of a Bon Jovi stadium concert; from a neutral observer and music lover...

Dirty Dancing; a Male Perspective
How it is possible to enjoy and appreciate this universally loved by females classic; as a heterosexual male...

The Innocent Guilty
The incredible wonders of 1950's movie "Twelve Angry Men", and why it is still deemed in such high regard...

Commercial Rebellion
The smoke and mirrors of musical 'rebels', and how it is used for the purposes of wealth for men behind these curtains...

Without the Mask
How personal perceptions of Jim Carrey character "The Mask" changes from the innocence of childhood, to the maturity of adult life...

The Real Slim Shady
Lady Gaga and the rest of the famous using the perception of "crazy" as a marketing tool...

Back to Black
Written on discovering the death of Amy Winehouse, this articles reflects on the harsh realities of judgement, we case against those in the public eye...

The Psychology of Michael Jackson
Misunderstood in our times, just who was the real king of the moonwalk? And will history remember him in the same light as it does in the 21st century...

One Giant Leap
Humorous, heartfelt tribute to first man on the moon, Neil Armstrong...

An Open Letter to Superman...
If you could ask the Man of Steel to complete a few real life tasks, what would they be...

Whatever Happened to The Young Ones?
Fictional account of the fanatical foursome, three decades later...

Seven Reasons Patrick Stewart is Awesome...
A celebration of the liberal genius, known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard and Professor Xavier...

Memories of Childhood; Worst, T-Shirt, Ever!
A teenage story of wearing the only clean piece of household clothing to a non-uniform day; an Adolf Hitler World Tour shirt...

Clean Your House Naked
Excerpt from self-help/parody book "31 Ways to Improve Your Days"...

The Perfect Prison Movie
Clichéd rules for every prison movie ever made; and why they are such an awesome staple of cinema...

Ten Uses For a Human Skull
Hilarious account of uses for an otherwise pointless, posthumous item...

How to Become a Professional Rapper
Like prison movies, all you need are a few clichéd rules, and rap super-stardom awaits...

Gritty Urban Robocop
Realistic take on the 80's classic; if it were directed by a Spike Lee or Quentin Tarantino...

Following William Shatner
Focus on why over 1.6 million people follow the legendary Captain Kirk, on Twitter...

The Australian English
Similarities between Brits, and our antipodean cousins down under...

The Worst Song - Almost EverWritten
Memories of attempting to write music based around a five pound note; and why it was an appealing idea...

Five Disgustingly Great Disgusting Inventions; Which Haven't Been Invented Yet)
Items currently not of this world, but probably should be...

The News At Hedgehog
Account of negative media nonsense, and why silly stories leave them barely enjoyable...

Psychophone
Fictional movie story in the vein of Ring; about a psychotic mobile-phone...

The Jehova's Witness
True story of a preachers attempt to convert me into a believer, in a Wembley park.

Trolling Trolling Trolling!
The reality of Internet trolls; in all their darkened room, hairy-handed glory..

Llundain I Gaerdydd (London to Cardiff)
Recollection of a day trip to Wales, and how surprised I was to visit a beautiful, warm, and vibrant city.

An Open Letter to Facebook; Save Our Pages
As Facebook suffocated the promotion of pages on news feeds, I ask them to reconsider this choice; and explain my reasons why...

The Baby Who Would Be King
As the world celebrates the royal birth, just what kind of a life awaits a future king, born to rule an entire commonwealth...

Grandtheftautomorality
Comic books, music, movies, and now video games are accused of corrupting each generations youth. This article debunks these myths....

The Conspiracy Collectors
What do all conspiracy theorists have in common? And what is their purpose? Read on..

On God's Behalf
Preachers of all religions speak on behalf of their God, and yet perhaps God speaks through more sideways sources...

Reality Classes 
The education system lacks lessons in paying bills, dealing with insecurity, and general issues of the world outside the classroom. Here I explain why reality classes, would be a fantastic idea...

Eventually Be Computers
One day, religions will be replaced with the notion of microchip Gods. This article explain how this is likely to happen...

Human Chess
The world as a collection of chess piece; and how each attains value relative to its position...

The Simplicity of Genius
Article on the often ignored hidden nature of a genius, which understand how to embrace life, without too much thought..

The Fantastic Mister Terry Fox
Little known tale of Canada's bravest soul and humanitarian, whose cause has raised over $600 million dollars since 1980...
Dear Insecure Megalomaniacs
An open letter to the dictators of the world; and why they act as they do, with the fear they carry on their shoulders through childhood....

The Soul Foundation of Bon Jovi
Article on the charitable nature of Jon Bon Jovi, and how the notion of community building, is a more wiser, progressive ideal...